I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
