I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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