Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
this boner is exhausting
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
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