I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Randomize
