Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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