I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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