why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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