You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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