ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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