It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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