I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
All the doctor said was why
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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