So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I would fuck him just for his dog
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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