A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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