Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
