what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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