I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
my nose is crying tears of wow.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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