This girl is more easily done than said...
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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