doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
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