We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
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