Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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