I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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