I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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