Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
