if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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