so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize