is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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