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Ikea night.

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(714): View more from California

Insert tab A into swedish slot B

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(630): View more from Illinois

bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.

(716): View more from New York

i dont this its possible to queef on command.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?

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(856): View more from New Jersey

I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do

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(541): View more from Oregon

What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?

(503): View more from Oregon

3some

(541): View more from Oregon

You're right, stupid question.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it

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(248): View more from Michigan

We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.

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(970): View more from Colorado

I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression

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