Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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