I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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