can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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