Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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