It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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