Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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