i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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