someone get that fucking seahorse.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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