I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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