It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
he fucked my hip out of place.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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