he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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