Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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