So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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