I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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