Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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