Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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