Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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