Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize