A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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