They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
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