My nipple is on Facebook.
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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