Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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