How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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