we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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