so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
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