I love watching others lives come down to our level.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
He felt like a one man threesome
i think i scared a bird with my dick
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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