No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Randomize