Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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